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                   _.____._____,
 Freddie and      / ___________ \                               #      ##
 his mum are     / /\         /\ \                             ###    ####
 walking in     / /  \ .,((. /  \ \  ..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..    #####  ######
 the park..     ;|   .'  .  '.   ||  Mam! Mam! Mam! Mam!  .  ####### #######
                || _/   @  @  |_ ||   Mam! Mam! Mam! Mam! ;  ####### #######
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  .  /       '      Freddie - 1      '         \    .,   .  ,   . .,       ,
     /   .'.  \                     /  .'.     \   .
,   /    : :   :                   :   : :      \        .,      ,      ,
    /    ' (=== '_________________' ===) '       \    , ,      .     ,
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                  / ___________ \               .--------- ------------ ---.
                 / /\         /\ \              | Ooh, what a clever young :
                / /  \ .,)). /  \ \             : man you are!             |
                ;|   .'  .  '.   ||              '______ _________-______-'
                || _/   @  -  |_ ||
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                ||  (   \__/  )  ||            .--- ----- ------ ------ -.
                ||   '_,    _'   |:           | His first words, no less! |
                :| / . '---' . \ ||            '_______---_____ --_______'
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,. ' ,    /     / /  .;     ,   \ \      \   | You're a very lucky mother,|
  .     /   .'======================='.   \  : Mrs Bulsara!               |
 ,  .   /    \\ /                 \ //    \   .______,--______------ ----'
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 .  /        '      Freddie - 1      '       \   ,      .  .
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   /     ' (=== '_________________' ===) '    \     .  ,     .
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                   _.____._____,
                  / ___________ \
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                / /  \ .,((. /  \ \ .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
                ;|   .'  .  '.   ||  Mam! Mam! Mam! Mam!  ',.,.
                || _/   @  @  |_ ||   Mama, just killed a man, ',.
                :|(_     <>    _)|;   put a gun against his head, '''''''
                ||  (   (__)  )  ||    pulled my trigger, now he's dead. ;
                ||   '_,    _'   |:  ;  Mama, life had just begun.       ;
                :| / . '---' . \ ||   '; But now I've gone and thrown it ;
                |'/ .,..,_,._.\ \'|     . all away....              ,.,,.
                '/ /         . \ \'      ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,''''''''''''
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  .     /    |                       |    \   ,     |   Dogs!  |     .
,  ,   /     '      Freddie - 1      '     \     ,  |  Do not  |
     /   .'.  \                     /  .'.  \      .| Defecate |  .
 .  /    : :   :                   :   : :    \  ,  |   Here!  |     ,
   /     ' (=== '_________________' ===) '     \    '__________'
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                   _.____._____,
                  / ___________ \    .---- ----- ----___------ ---- .
                 / /\         /\ \   | Well I most certainly did not |
                / /  \ .,((. /  \ \  ;  expect that!                 .
                ;|   .'  .  '.   ||   .____  __________ ----- ------'
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                ||  (   \__/  )  ||   | He gets it from his father, you know! |
                ||   '_,    _'   |:   '.____----___________-----___________---'
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                / /  .;     ,   \ \     | What, that superlative song writing ;
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 .  ,   /    '      Freddie - 1      '    | No, the murdering people thing! :
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