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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Below you will find several letters and e-mails we received from enthusiastic
readers. Thanks you for taking the time to write to us.
You all will receive a free "DBA is the Roxxor" T-Shirt soon.
----First Letter----
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Mon, 11 Jun 2010 00:39:32 -0400 (EDT)
From: [1337!Haxxor.porn.org]
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Subject: I am as shocked as you!
Date: Sun, 10 Jun 01 00:32:35 Pacific Daylight Time
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(Present day note:- I doubt that link works any more? - We accept no
liability if anyone does click on it and gets transported back to 1996!)
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Hi 1337!Haxxor,
I'm sorry but we are Atari only and usually don't review PC stuff.
It this case we made an exception as Bonus insisted on reviewing your demo.
He was very impressed with the auto-run feature after clicking the link.
The little "encrypting your files" window is a humorous touch. However, Bonus
couldn't get the picture viewer to work, it appears to be broken. Furthermore,
he said that the demo doesn't quit properly and that he noticed a lot hard
drive activity. The latter seems to increase during online banking. Could be
that the demo is incompatible with Windows XP?
Please contact us again as you didn't leave an e-mail address, so we can send
you a free DBA T-Shirt.
Keep up the good work,
Slimer, (Editor-in-Chief)
----Next Letter----
E-ON
29 July 2014
Dear Mr XXXXXXX
Please pay E50.000
We set you up on a regular payment plan to make sure you cover the electricity
you're using and repay what you owe us.
You missed a total of E50.000 that you'd agreed to pay and we'd like you to
catch up on your arrangement.
The quickest way to pay us is our website eonenergy.com/pay. If you pay with a
credit card we'll charge you a 1.5% handling fee on the amount to pay.
Once you're up to date, your arrangement will carry on as normal.
Payment of E50.000 on 2 August 2014
If you don't pay E50.000 we'll cancel the arrangement in 14 days. Because you
won't have paid enough to cover what we think you're using and repay what you
owe us. This means you'll need to pay your current balance of E45.200 in full
within the 14 days.
If you have any questions, call us on 0345 056 8806 we're open 8.00am to
8.00pm Monday and Friday and 8.00am to 6.00pm on Saturday.
Yours sincerely
Will Smith
Customer Service
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Dear Will of E-ON,
This is the third time that we have received a letter from you. Your
persistence to get your group's name in our magazine is very ... admirable. We
decided to honour your request in the hope that you stop harassing us. Thank
you so much.
Best regards,
Slimer (Editor-in-Chief)
---- Next Letter ------
Mr Thomos Dah
Auditing and Accounting Department
B.S.I.C Bank Limited
Cotonou,Republique Du Benin
Direct
Tel:[]
Private Email:thomosdah1959@mixmail.com
Good day,
With warm heart I offer my friendship, and my greetings,and I hope this letter
meets you in good time.
It will be surprising for you to receive this proposal from me since you do
not know me personally.
However, I am sincerely seeking your confidence in this transaction,which I,
propose with my free mind and as a person of integrity.
A) It is practically impossible for me to carry out this business alone.
B) You live in a foreign land far away from mine.
This should normally not be a requirement, but when you understand the
transaction then you will understand why it is important that you live far
away from me.
C) The amount of money involved in this transaction is Fifteen Million one
hundred thousand united states dollars (US$15,100,000.00) which is too much
for a man of modest means like myself to handle in my country.
I believe from my few points above, you can begin to get an idea why I need
your participation.I am writing you in respect of a foreign customer who has a
Domicillary account in my bank.
His name was Engineer Frank oliver. He was among those who died in a plane
crash, Since the demise of this our customer, Engineer Frank oliver,who was an
oil merchant and import/exporter, I have kept a close watch of the deposit
records and accounts and since then nobody has come to claim the money in this
a/c as next of kin to the late Engineer.
He had only Fifteen Million one hundred thousand united states
dollars(US$15,100,000.00) in his account and the account is coded.
It is only an insider that could produce the code of the deposit particulars.
As it stands now, there is nobody in that position to produce the needed
information other than my very self considering my position in the bank.
Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the deposit as next
of kin,I hereby ask for you to send an application to the bank as he next of
kin to the deceased and get this fund transfered into your foreign bank a/c
for mutual sharing between myself and you,%5 for charity, 5% for expences we
will incure just in case, 35% for you and 55% for me.
All I need is for you to follow my instructions closely because I am
experienced in inheritance matters here and i am on ground here to advice you
on every step until you receive the money.
What is required of you is to send an application to the bank as next of kin
to the late Engineer and I promise you that everything will go smoothly.
I also indulge you not to make undo use of the information given to you, I
need also to trust that you will not tell people or your bank about this
business.
You will collect the money first, then I get my share, then you can tell
anybody what you chose thereafter.
I shall need your help to invest in your country therefore, any experience you
have in this area will be beneficial.
Please feel free to call me on my direct telephone number for any question or
further explanations if required and upon the receipt of your favourable
responses I shall send to you a text of application which you shall send to
the Bank putting claim over the deceased fund.
Yours truly,
Mr Thomos Dah
Tel: []
NB:Please contact me via my private email above.
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Hi Thomos,
First of all thank you so much for taking the time to write us. Good to see
that our magazine is read in so many countries. We are so sorry to hear about
your predicament. Your plea for help has touched our hearts and of course we
will help a fellow Atari-an!
The requested amount is deposited in your bank account as per your
instructions. We hope this will facilitate the smooth transition of the funds.
We also sent you a free DBA T-Shirt. Enjoy.
Cheers,
Slimer, (Editor-in-Chief)
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